Source: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/602

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Big Bird: “The next letter is G. God is for God, who doesn’t exist, and if God doesn’t exist, that means everything is permitted…”

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
    7·
    17 hours ago

    Frogs aren’t happy…I had a frog in my back yard last year for 2 weeks. He just screamed bloody murder the entire time. Just hours and hours of screaming at 2am.

    I don’t know if he hopped away, or if he got eaten by a predator, but I feel like I appriciate the circle of life a little bit more knowing that fuckers probably dead.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        3·
        14 hours ago

        That’s a good stratagy. I’m going to go to the bar this weekend and just stand next to women. Then just start screaming as if I’m being stabbed, while a basket of puppies burn in a fire. All with an erection.

        What could possibly go wrong?