Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our “hey Canada” anthem.
I’ve got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you’re now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.
It’s very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it’s an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.
And…I’m only saying this because the bar’s…real low to clear guys. I’ve 100% confidence that you’ve far far better leaders among you than who’s actually been running in the races.
They couldn’t handle our freedom, national debt, gun violence, or rednecks. We would suceed inside of a week and Ontario would say “huh, what? Ok, whatever. Sorhry.” I know the capitol of Canada is Ottawa, but that is the level of concern and relief to the Canadian populous and Parlament. We are the crazy partner you fuck with but couldn’t sustain a relationship with because of how degen we are, but you keep cumming back because we got that good good dollar dollar bill y’all.
We would bankrupt the Canadian healthcare system within days.
Buckle up buttercup. I got patriotic goof that could compromise your entire national identity, should you let my patriotic degen allow you to experience what it is like to live a life of personal freedom at the cost of your suicidal empathetic feelings and financial prospects so you can defend your marijuana plants with your trans same sex partner with suppressed machine guns against minority illegals migrants that stab people because they exist.
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Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our “hey Canada” anthem.
I’ve got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you’re now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.
It’s very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it’s an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.
And…I’m only saying this because the bar’s…real low to clear guys. I’ve 100% confidence that you’ve far far better leaders among you than who’s actually been running in the races.
They couldn’t handle our freedom, national debt, gun violence, or rednecks. We would suceed inside of a week and Ontario would say “huh, what? Ok, whatever. Sorhry.” I know the capitol of Canada is Ottawa, but that is the level of concern and relief to the Canadian populous and Parlament. We are the crazy partner you fuck with but couldn’t sustain a relationship with because of how degen we are, but you keep cumming back because we got that good good dollar dollar bill y’all.
We would bankrupt the Canadian healthcare system within days.
Never thought I would talk to a real live goof.
Buckle up buttercup. I got patriotic goof that could compromise your entire national identity, should you let my patriotic degen allow you to experience what it is like to live a life of personal freedom at the cost of your suicidal empathetic feelings and financial prospects so you can defend your marijuana plants with your trans same sex partner with suppressed machine guns against minority illegals migrants that stab people because they exist.
You should look up what goof means in Canadian prison slang, Jared Fogle.
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