• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I’m researching how to sneak a Komodo dragon into RFK’s bedroom so it will eat him while he sleeps.

    • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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      1 month ago

      Komodo hunt by biting a limb, then waiting for the target to die from infected wounds after several days. No restful sleep for RFK, not until the moment is nigh.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        The komodo bacteria will have to compete with all the weird shit that’s already in his body though. So it’s not a sure thing.