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That’s Scott Pilgrim.

Send it to Sam Pilgrim. I bet he would take it over some jumps or stair sets of doom.

Not even in the 90s since many people would have known what a command prompt was since we used it to launch programs. The only way someone is acting like op’s greentext is if they had never used a computer but had watched a bunch of “hacker” movies. And for an entire school and police department to believe it and no one says “that’s how I launch my Doom”? Not happening.

I block rude people, bigots, and tankies or fascists. i have noticed hilarious chaos as the instance of a bunch of the users i end up blocking. Their url is rather unique and sticks in the brain.

I can’t show you specific examples but my block list is filled with users from that instance. They seem to attract shitheads for some reason.

I just assumed we were going with a spherical pizza delivery driver in a vacuum as usual.

It’s like those math problems.

“Hiro drives his deliveries at an average rate of 40 distance per hour. Given a neighborhood with side lengths of 1 distance what is the total travel time for your ubereats driver after he crashes his e scooter 0.3 distance from your house and has to hoof it the rest of the way?”

0.3 what? meters? km? AU? Parsecs?

The rest of the galactic population is in the void with us. It’s the rest of the universe outside the local void that has quarantined us.

I once ate deep fried butter in OKC so I’m not surprised.

This being right below a Peanuts comic in my feed made me do a double take.

More fashionable? The medieval chaperon.

You basically put the hood on upside down and wrap it about your head.