Trump had to be ‘guided back’ on stage following his tariff-touting speech after ‘forgetting’ to sign his executive order

Hey Donald. Blink twice if you’re OK

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At that point, make it a thin client which boots from a network image and logs you into a terminal server.
Then you have the hardware and software resources you need for your role wherever you are.

It’s not slavery, the workers seize control over themselves.

It’s not only you, but it definitely would fly over the heads of 95% of my co-workers.

But still, you’re crippling them.
If your furniture or floor is so precious to you, don’t have cats.

What an unfortunate coincidence that this man, Jimbo Gillchrist, has almost exactly the same name as Jim Gilchrist.

I’m on the spectrum, and I’ll wreck your rectum?

Back in my day I didn’t code at all and I liked it that way!
(My day was today)

Gen X could write a program that’ll make a floppy drive’s loading noises play the Imperial March.

We only use 10% of our brain, just like a traffic light only uses 1/3 of its lamps.

Good. It’s Reddit culture and doesn’t belong here.

In an alternate universe, phones with a fold-out hardware keyboard and full Linux OS are common.
And you can just plug them into a docking station to get a full PC.

I habe a PC with an 8gb SSD

Are you using a first gen eeePC?
I think I bought one of those for 40€, 12 years ago.

Genius. The people who click on the link to the training are exactly the people who need the training.

To mark the spot on the tape where your favorite song starts.

I’m this old:

I kinda feel like…I’m mourning for the USA?
I’m German. The US made it possible for me to grow up in a functional democracy.
Hundreds of thousands of Americans died so I could have that privilege.
Fortunately, my grandparents weren’t involved in killing them, but that was pure chance.
Growing up, the USA was the shining beacon in the west.
The country that was so much better, freer and cooler than mine.
I listened to American Forces Network, the radio station of the armed forces in Germany, every night.
Literally my main goal in life was to be able to one day move to the US and become a citizen.
I lived in the US for one year pre-9/11 and could hardly wait to finish my studies and maybe one day acquire a Green Card.
But after 2001 (damn, that’s already 24 years ago), it started to turn.
I celebrated when the German chancellor refused to support the US in the invasion of Iraq.
Then I stayed up every night, watching the live footage from the reporters embedded with the invasion forces.
It was awesome. It was awful.
Nowadays it’s just the latter.
Trump v1 was a fluke, Trump v2 put the US on the same level as Russia for me.
(I know enough Russians to know the situation is comparable. Russians aren’t one single bit more evil or more complacent than US Americans in 2025. And neither are Chinese.)

tl/dr: Trump’s second term has absolutely obliterated my belief in the US.
Sorry for the rant, I’m a bit drunk and frustrated with…vaguely gestures at everything.

Damn, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near when he’s serving breakfast.
That drawing is absolutely awesome, thank you for that!

Dwarf bread is rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there’s dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread, including their own foot.
Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones.
Proper dwarf bread has to be not just baked, but forged and dropped in rivers and dried out, and sat on and left, and looked at every day and then put away again. For preference, its use as a cat’s litter box is also recommended.
Dwarfs generally devour it with their eyes, because even dwarfs have trouble with devouring it any other way.

(from various Discworld novels)