Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here.

I’ve definitely gotten good at identifying phishing attempts from our Cybersecurity team.

Make sure to lodge a complaint with Microsoft about how their OS is incompatible with almost everything else.

If you can hear it falling, you’re ok…

This is weird… I had a dream last night where I was trying to decide whether to use float or BigDecimal (Java). Unfortunately, I don’t remember the scenario or what I decided on.

I swear that not all my dreams are this mundane.

No, they are an allegory.

He’s probably in a gang.

They’re wearing masks.

They’re mad at themselves and taking it out on others.

Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump’s presidency, but what would happen to you?

Hopefully you’ll wake up president .

At least she has principles, I guess.

I just hope the ending is a bit more satisfying.

R and L are what are known as liquid consonants.

They can be difficult to distinguish to the untrained ear (i.e., non-native speakers).