No disassemble number five :(

Screwing around with a pen and immediately checking memes after, hard at work eh

Wait, did they ACTUALLY delist it? Haven’t used my switch in a while.

That’s fucking insane if so.

Super Mario Sunshine

You mean the game that’s already available on the Switch via Mario All-Stars?

Cmon, Nintendo.

It’s a pretty wide range, I’m included at 27 and I’ve got a couple friends younger than I am who’d probably get it too.

This can happen when the apple gains too much weight too rapidly, ie pregnancy or body building.

I’ve got no idea what this is supposed to say or mean 🤷🏾‍♂️

Find daylight

If I had to put it in words, I’d say that it’s an example of absurdist humor by taking the common act of “one-up’ing” to an unexpected extreme degree.

ex.: “I prefer mowers from x brand, because they give a more consistent cut height.” / “Yeah, those mowers are great and all, but I started using a ruler and scissors to cut my lawn, it really took it to the next level”

This may be enough for most cases but I prefer to hit the inside of my cartridges with a sand blaster and then soak the entire thing in hydrochloric acid, really gets it good

Chat, is this ableist?

You misunderstand.

They’re really, really big, and they just look smaller as they stack because they’re getting so far away.

Got any spare bedrooms?

I think…

Do us both a favor, don’t look it up. Let’s hold on believin.

I miss Golden Corral and HomeTown Buffet. Those were the days.

but this time I don’t care

I mean, maybe he’s just happy on his own for now? It’s ok to have moments of doubt here and there (re: “staring at my PC” , “did it do it right”) but just because they broke up with their gf and went back to their self improvement routine doesn’t automatically mean self sabotage and all that.

I mean that’s fine, I don’t really care if some randoms on the internet don’t like that I bitched about something small in the “bitch about something small” community. I just think it’s funny that everyone thinks I need to “calm down” when I’m literally just shooting the shit about something I saw.

But please, your notches are still way too high.

Y’know what, you’re right. I’m an unhinged psychopath ready to snap. You can tell by the way I um ahh… typed out a few sentences to say I found something annoying.

Woah hey, your comment is complaining about my post. Please take it down a few notches, or something.

It’s really funny to me that my being frustrated by people’s trained laziness is a “massive overreaction”. Literally nobody has been effected by any of these events (the cart returner or my post), and I’ve largely forgotten about it, but everyone seems to think I’m tracking this person down to beat them with a garden hose.

This is a community where we go to bitch about small things we find irritating. If you don’t want to see people complain about mundane things, why are we here?

Sorry sir. I made a “tsk” sound to myself in my car and shook my head when I saw it. How many notches do I need to bring it down?