It’s like my university campus removing all ashtrays to stop people from smoking.

A hand towel that a dog with an enlarged prostate pissed on.

Yeah, the smaller bottle uses about 50% less volume per load.

Gotta give props to Keating too. It’s refreshing to see a Democrat actually push back.

Why wouldn’t they be? It’s kinda stupid to just let your enemy run a massive platform without having a presence there.

Which is funny because sewer systems pre-dated the European colonial empire by a few hundred years, in Europe

A used car salesman

So you have a problem with farmers?

Those are Palestinian flags, buddy.

Every job involves having other people pay for your living costs.

It’s really fucking wild that they can still operate at all.

Also the wife rolling her eyes

Dad jokes are anything that makes children giggle and wives roll their eyes.

No

Not if the world keeps slipping into fascism

Do you know people like this? Dating someone you’re not romantically interested in is basically just being friends.

I’ve found that 3 beers over an hour period is my sweet spot for debugging. But I would definitely need liquor to debug wine.

My server admin course had a lab journal where we had to write what new things we learned in the lab.

My instructor was not happy with me answering, “I learned nothing because I already knew the information in the lab,” for every one. I actually had to escalate that one to the Dean to pass the class.

The USB dongle is a legit concern. Never plug anything into your computer if you don’t know where it came from.

Dropping compromised flash drives in places like parking garages is 100% a used tactic. It’s been used to gain access to government systems before.

Fun fact, because of the great depression, canned pet food has to be safe for human consumption.

Well, for now, at least