God this is the one thing I just hate about Ubuntu. I just avoid ppas now

Can’t really agree. If that’s the case it’s a bribe. If it’s not, it’s wasted tax dollars. Either way it doesn’t look good.

Actually this could make it safer. If you were to butt chug this, as in cap removed, drinking end in hole, the flared base would ideally prevent any accidental clenching resulting in a full absorption of the bottle. However, I don’t think the flare is aggressive enough to do that.

Ok fair I didn’t read that far. Still, I think my point is valid, at least a little

Use a password manager. Problem solved.