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ZDL@lazysoci.alOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.English1·11 days agoSeth who now?
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ZDL@lazysoci.alto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.English141·16 days agocough
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ZDL@lazysoci.alto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.English2·24 days agoTAKE YOUR DAMNED UPVOTE YOU HATEFUL BASTARD!
I must confess to requiring assistance here.
My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.