The Pantser

makes people in other countries think they will step off the plane into a shootout.

They should probably not be stepping off a plane into the US right now anyways. It’s not safe for non USians to visit.

Patsy, Fall guy, rube

So you are saying a Gay dropped the atomic bomb and won the war? Holy shit no wonder they want it wiped from history, they hate the gays.

Roads that actively try to kill you.

But not the onion:

Republicans’ worst fears have come to light as a drug addicted, crime peddling immigrant with 14 children has attempted to steal or destroy thousands of American Jobs.

I buy a 5 gallon bucket of honey once every 6ish years. It’s one of the only sweeteners my wife can have so we use it in everything that needs a sweeter taste. I fill small 20oz jars with it and seal the bucket back up. It’s a good investment because you can get it much much cheaper. I buy mine from Sleeping bear farms in Michigan.

I wish someone would try the cheque one with me. I would cash it and keep it. I know usually the money gets pulled back but would be fun for a few minutes.

Toolio, Boolio, Woolio

Smuggling?

Lol reminds me of the pot hole Arnold Schwarzenegger fixed on his street and it turned out the “pot hole” was actually a service trench. Lol good news all pot holes are now service trenches. I’ve got so many service trenches on my street!

A random number that is displayed only once and it’s the buyers responsibility to record it.

Don’t they know a bandage on the right ear means you are gay?