It’s been decades since I’ve cared about the 4th as an actual holiday. Now it’s just a day that I don’t have to work.

I need to watch more South park. 😂

…could you please elaborate?

Lol, yeah. I’m probably being too optimistic.

I think less than 50% of people with access to technology are tech literate enough to know what markdown is. I don’t think age really applies here so much as interest in technology.

Just because I drive a car doesn’t mean I know or care about how it works. It’s just a tool.

Wait, you guys have moms that are embarrassed about farting? My mom would lock the windows in the car and laugh hysterically.

I never asked for this.