Management is always managed by the Peter Principle.

“How can we comment on this without insulting our sponsors?”

Answer “hi” back, my job here is done, and ignore until next task I’m working on is complete. You’re on my schedule now buddy. Bonus points for answering out of their time zone’s working hours to see if the next day they start with Hey again.

create tickets on behalf of someone else?

SAP software we use doesn’t do that. And the small inconvenience of making them fill out their own tickets stops many from making frivolous requests, like for fixing their home printer.

You have to submit the time works on that ticket. No ticket means you’re working for free and we don’t do that here. No, we don’t make the ticket as it would say I’m the source of the issue and it doesn’t look good in a company to be the source of hundreds of issues and hours spent.

Yes, what’s up with that? Couldn’t USA find a peaceful solution back then? But no, they had to invade. Its like they didn’t want peace. /s

That didn’t sound like the best idea ever for someone using jets so often. That could blow up in his face.

Why? Well, probably because Dodge badly needs the money. The brand’s U.S. sales plummeted 29% in 2024

This’ll help sales, I’m sure.

Violence isn’t the first answer, but it is very often the last.

Like people say, unions are there because burning the factory down with the owner still inside was often the alternative.

Old sci-fi also has computers with relais, like the computer clicking in Aliens when it’s thinking. People giving each other their iPad in Star Trek is still pretty amusing to me. Some books still describe punch cards and tapes in space ships. Hell, in Rebel Moon they were shoveling coal to power their space ship.

The master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.

Islandmountainglacier. Got it. Why didn’t they say that in the first place?

And that’s how pilots learned to never fly around an erupting volcano and several years back all air traffic in Europe was halted when a volcano with an unpronounceable name in Iceland had a bad moment.