Sometimes war is brought to your door.

Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

Man you are really sucking the financial industry dick

You get a kickback for defending big banks?

Your bank isn’t a fan of them either

Fortunately there’s THOUSANDS of banks and Credit unions.

Every time I talk to people about going to court for a speeding ticket, everyone shares the same story:

The judge is very fair. Sometimes, they shave the fee significantly. Sometimes they cancel it.

I don’t fully understand judges and what they get assigned. But it feels like getting the cool substitute teacher when to go to contest a speeding ticket.

My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn’t.

Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.