Cool, now do Florida.

Some day, we might learn, buddy.

Goth girl i worked with at Tacobell in college, I guess, was flirting with me often? She gave me this burned CD, and her music was weird, so I just threw it in my binder. Years later, I finally listened to it, and it was all songs about having sex.

I think she might have been interested in me?

Bro, what? I feel so damn aerodynamic now. I shaved, at least, 0.5 seconds of my 40 time.

While in college I went back home for the weekend and when I came back there was a package of homemade cookies on the table and my roommates said help myself. I pick up the box and as I start eating the last cookie the front doorbell rings. Its a guy saying he had a package accidentally delivered to his house that had his perscription glasses and cookies his mother baked for him. As I’m chewing I’m like, “Oh shit, sorry” and hand him the box with his glasses and no cookies… My roommates were assholes.

Snort, I did come back and finish 10 years later.

I used to run while smoking in college.

Ah, the ol Samsung switcharo

Yes, but no.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwPLqGkYnBA&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Also, buy a gun.

Im glad every time I im reminded when that CEO died. I’d like more of that warm feeling.