You have been frozen in carbonite. The effects will soon wear off.

He called you a bitch. Beat his ass Seabass

The dream

In the kindest most agreeing way: No. Shit.

This one’s for you Grandpa

This is why we need to all start using 24 hour. I’m leaving for a hike at 16:00. Great, I won’t be coming, thank you for being clear and concise and avoiding an unnecessary conversation about exactly what time.