If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.

The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

no.

I don’t make the rules, sorry.

… as Shelobs sex-slave hopefully …

Congratulations, you’re born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling