I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.

Who are you so wise in the buffet ways?

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?

Heathens!

This looks really interesting!

Thine boy be not right.

Bigfoot is Snoop Dogg confirmed.

Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Aragorn.

Sounds like the King was cinnadone.

Carthago delenda est.

Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

No take! Only throw!

Biggus Dickus was the exception.

да

Yer a postman, Harry.

That’s an engineer, not a model.

Luckily the Romans knew Hannibal had a preset kill limit. Knowing his weakness, they sent wave after wave of their own men at him, until he reached his limit and shutdown.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.