They used to show off “roll over” but decided it wasn’t worth the trip back to the hospital every time

I prefer my ducks to be made out of water fowl rather than plastic to be honest

The script of the Minecraft movie has to be hidden in there somewhere

I love jumping spiders, they always look like they’re processing how friendly I am before they finally crawl onto my hand

This one isn’t a spider, but I found it looking for more jumping spider pictures:

Upwards of 35 a night, I heard

Ever go to bed hungry and wake up satiated? Now you know.

Cow contraptions, it’s the next logical step

“I see a comfy, breaded life for you. With plenty of dipping sauces”

He left the fire (new invention, it’s pretty cool) running and burned his cave down

0.0001% of a 5090

I think that was just a general statement regarding old devices, since they brought up a 1950s refrigerator as an example of a powered “dumb” device

This almost looks like it could’ve been taken in a bathroom which raises many questions

This is one of those experiences where it happens to you and you never ever hear anyone else talk about it, so you think it just happens to you for some strange reason

That being said, I do think there’s a goblin that goes into the dryer and twists up the sheets just to be evil

I’m guilty of marking legit emails as spam recently, a bunch of the emails I’ve been getting I’ve already tried unsubscribing multiple times and they keep coming (I’m looking at you, Threads) so I gave up and reported them as spam

I hunt for gizmos, doodads, trinkets, and the like, then I gather them into my house. Floor space be damned.

The reverse of a horror movie where the monster/killer is in the backseat. Instead, it’s a normal human behind the monster

My regex expression activating because I didn’t form it properly

Edit: my regular expression expression lol

I heard Gary had pressed charges for trespassing after they ruined this comic

“It doesn’t work”

What doesn’t work?

“Idk”