Bees almost never bother me. Wasps and hornets can all go fuck themselves tho.
Also, Bumblebees are jerks, but in a prank kinda way, if that makes sense? Never been stung by one, but they sure do like to hang out way too close and creep me out.
I’ve actually been bumped by lots of wasps and bees in rather funny ways, thankfully with no sting. They are more likely to be aggressive the closer you are to their hive. Otherwise the foragers usually try to avoid confrontation unless challenged.
The most insane one was definitely when I was hanging around a sunflower field where there were hundreds of bees and hornets flying around, but to them I was just another plant with no nectar, so they would just move on.
The other funny one was when I was eating an apple and like 5 bees landed on it while I was biting down on it because apparently they liked the smell and tasted the sugary apple juice on the surface. They seemed unbothered by the fact it was moving around and me not trying to push my luck begrudgingly let them have the rest of the half eaten apple lol.
Gonna be a 🤓 for a moment. Since this “Every rule has an exception” itself is a rule and thereby must have an exception then there must be a rule which has no exceptions so not every rule has an exception. Because of this this statement cannot be true.
It’s both a rule and an exception. So the statement is now true.
This needs an edit to “what if I see a billionaire” after that bee that took a dive down the dude’s throat.
Too soon?
Not too soon at all
No bee has ever stung me without cause, but I don’t have killer bees living here. I do wonder if bees often get falsely accused for wasp behavior, but idk.
Bees leave you alone in my experience. And a bee killed a billionaire recently in the UK. So that’s something. (Flew into his throat white they were playing POLO apparently). Gonna say that was an accident, or a Kamikabee
Bees leave you alone in my experience
I agree, but I’ve been stung by a wasp that decided it was angry at me for moving my head when it decided to fly an inch from my face and hover around for a minute for an ocular pat down
Wasps are assholes
Agreed, but let’s be honest. If someone told you that you could sting a giant and piss him off for fun and not die, many of us would give it a try. If bees know they’ll die, probably want to avoid it.
Why Do I Hear the People Sing?
Kamikabee
My roommate was reading over my shoulder (I browse on the living room TV sometimes) and he audibly groaned at this which fucking sent me lmao.
If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.
I was goofing around at the park as a kid, and climbed up to the top of a pavilion. I went to get down by grabbing the ledge under the roof and kinda flipping off the edge, but stuck my hand next to a wasp nest without noticing. I got about halfway through my flip and they stung the crap out of my hand, causing me to let go and fall flat on my back onto the concrete below. Screw wasps; Bees are cool though.
What if we see a cyclist wearing bright colors tho?
