Wyld.

There is no “lemmy”. It’s a collection of communities. If it’s ’leftist’ or any other ‘ist’, that’s evidence of the people here, not the platform’s sportsball choice.

No.

Domroutine.

Hi.

Old mother Reagan

and her crew

Took away

from me and you

She better go far away

she better go far away

Weird honey. You should consider seeing someone about that.

Anyway, what’s for super?

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

Full of ‘straliun dogs eet ees.

Clown country thought police.

Hot damn stationary turns me on.

Not that shit though, that’s torture footage.

Pilot G2 best pen ever, unless one ascends to felt tips.

They are a drift.

In sauce.

America is celebrating with measles parties. 🎉

Canadians are furious, but even considering an uptick to catch rebates this is pure fraud:

Let’s run the numbers:

• 8,669 iZEV rebates over three days claimed by Tesla dealerships.

• Mostly claimed by four Tesla locations.

• Tesla dealerships in Canada are open from 10 AM to 6 PM.

• That works out to 722 rebates per primary dealership per day.

• Which equals 90 iZEV rebates per hour.

• Or 1.5 Tesla sales per minute.

Let’s take a step back. Two Tesla sales every 90 seconds? That’s absurd. A good car salesperson might close two deals in two hours, not per minute. And that’s in a normal sales environment… not one where every eligible car has to be processed for a government rebate at the same time.

They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.

The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.

You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.

Infants can generally support their own neck at six months.

At that point, just based on your description, I personally think a child of that age would be able to either stop lolling their head or fuss if they were uncomfortable unless they were to a point of significant distress.

I mean, I could just patch and do some housecleaning, and maybe adjust partitions.

OR I could reinstall fucking everything from scratch because it feels good.

May this become the most popular comic to date.

Pretty please.

That’s actually a pretty nifty idea. Too bad we live in a privacy nightmare and can’t trust others.

Perhaps this would be a good use for other connected devices like smart power meters.