FartsWithAnAccent

Oldschool !micromobility@lemmy.world

laughs in IRC, magnetic disks, and a 486

I wouldn’t even trust Gemini to set my alarm (it can’t btw, it fucks up on something as simple as setting the alarm, wtf?)

Remember all those idiots who thought this administration was actually going to make good on their promise to legalize it?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I don’t see why you would bother paying Microsoft for an OS that has shitty battery life and hurts performance with unnecessary bullshit software and “features” crammed in.

Ha! Right you are Ken!

Now over to Guy LeDouche with Sinkers and Floaters!

Oh, different Ken?

Sorry.

What about revolvers, the mauser, and single shot breech pistols?

The goodest of boys.

Seek medical attention! Might turn out to be a minor issue, but it might also be something more serious. Either way, see a doctor ASAP.

Don’t make this a big dill.

Bake em away, toys.

They… get maintained (or not). All parts are serviceable, so it can be completely rebuilt in most cases.

Sorry, but where shouldn’t beans be?

Ok, now that I ask, I guess you could say something like “human lungs”, but doesn’t that really just mean we haven’t evolved to breathe beans yet?

One beautiful day, we will achieve such a power!

Report the accounts to the instance admins so they ban that asshole.

This doesn’t even seem like it would stop actual thieves

*especially if you are an enterprise customer

Better late than never I guess.

He was using them for academic purposes, which should have been covered under fair use too, makes the whole thing extra fucked up.

Karma? No, we don’t do that here.

DRM sucks as usual.