Apple’s mag safe charger is pretty popular and you can easily hold the phone in portrait mode while charging (at 25W with the latest models). The puck is thin and sticks to the center of the back of the phone.

One is fine. Thanks.

The second part of your comment, specifically, is where you surpassed reasonable notch levels.

This person took the cart where they were supposed to instead of leaving it out like too many people do. Let’s bring it down a notch.