Like, me and my dog are taking a hike today. Completely unrelated and something I could’ve done a month ago but doing a bit of exercise cleared a mental hurdle for me.

Remember when the onion was a satire site? Edit: *the hard times

I’m the family computer guy but dad’s probably better at Windows than me.

For what it’s worth the weather getting nice enough to pull my bike out has at least pulled the little switch in my head from ‘let’s lay here in the fetal position’ to ‘let’s go out and fucking do something today’.

We’re just going to leave this one and the obvious joke be.

If you think 60 questions are going to tell you anything more than that you’re the type of person who takes shitty online quizzes that’s probably an accurate assessment.

Kinda seemed more like a uterus to me, tip doesn’t stick out enough to look like a dick unless that’s what you were trying to see TBH.

Well if OOP put an uncensored one up, like I believe in right to be forgotten in theory I just don’t think it’ll ever happen as it just takes one character, or even AI to grab a copy and we’re never going to, in a practical sense have the skynet/statzi combo that’ll stop your image from circulating if you put it online at this point.

An uncut steak? What does this place expect me to do, sear it too?

Agreed to an extent but there’s a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.

That goes under “making up somebody to be mad at” to me.

Much like all of Facebook’s current business they’ve also realized that people don’t need to actually exist in any real capacity to get the outrage addicts to make rage clicks.

Seems like more a venn diagram to me.

Yeah, IIRC it was a reddit thing for awhile. Never really got into it myself since by the time I bumped into them they’d already gotten big into blaming women for not sleeping with them.

Also a great demonstration of how thin the wall between support group and cult is.

sound of bat hitting baseball

That was a genuinely great expansion to the caption.

Anybody else remember when satire was far enough from reality that you didn’t have to do a double take scrolling past?

Who picks up loose toilet paper off the floor?

Would be interesting to see somebody get that many coprocessors actually working.