- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard
…c’mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!
…dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!
Always put your safety catch on!
An average day in the USA.
Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock,
Maybe put that firearm in a safe. Or better yet, get rid of it. Of all the things that say, “I am not a responsible gun owner”, getting shot by your dog has got to be pretty high up on the list.
Just simply, why was it ready to fire? I suppose I’m of a Glock kind of mindset, unless you’re seconds from killing something the chamber should be empty.
Good. One idiot down, many to go.
Grazed thigh. So most likely learned nothing and will discipline the dog instead.
The only thing that’ll stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.
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The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!
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It is the right to bear arms not dog arms
My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can’t take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.
Bruh. Can’t believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don’t be late with those treats!
The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.
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All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.
They’re good dogs, Brent!
For the mobile users that can’t tap the exclamation mark, here’s the link again
Why are you so mad, Bront?
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Another fine recipient of a Darwin Award.
Poor dog got scared.
Oh the owner? Fuck him. Got what he deserved. Don’t practice proper gun safety? You got what what was coming to you
poor dog not only got scared but probably got it’s hearing completely destroyed
This feels more relevant than ever
This has to be the most american headline I’ve read this year
The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!
The canine revolution has started. They’ve been playing us for fools, making us think it’s the feline population we had to fear, all the while planning this.
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A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
My dog accidentally shot me in the dick with my own gun and I bled out then reincarnated as an overpowered generic anime mc and all the pretty ladies are in to me for no logical reason and the plot won’t make sense no matter how many chapters you read.
Bro I fucking love, My Dog Accidentally Shot Me In The Dick With My Own Gun and I Bled Out Then Reincarnated In Another World Where All My Friends Are Big Busty Milfs But My Dog Is Now My Spirit Guide Through The 100 Floors of Enlightenment.
It’s just got such deep character development and creative writing. The powers are so interesting. 賢治タイム really makes you think…
somehow you added a level of refinement that would make me expect a rating of like 8.3 on mangadex
I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.