MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.comexternal-linkmessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11external-linkA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.comMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoHe had me in the first half, but holy shit. Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoYou buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper
minus-squareA_norny_mousse@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoNarrator: “As it turns out, the glue had never been defective.”
He had me in the first half, but holy shit.
Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back
If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper
Narrator: “As it turns out, the glue had never been defective.”