• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 days ago

    Good news, if this catches on then it’ll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

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      4 days ago

      I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

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      5 days ago

      I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.

      They either look or think like him. Neither is good.

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      5 days ago

      Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?

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      5 days ago

      The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.

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    5 days ago

    Isn’t he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like…is he admitting something else?

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    5 days ago

    This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

    Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

    Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

    Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

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    5 days ago

    I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

    W. O. W.

    Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.