Michael Jordan stache
Truth in advertising!
Looks like it’s time to play stoke or meth?
Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.
What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.
So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones
Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink…
Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I’m shaving off the winter beard … I’ll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife… However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I’d hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
you guys have wives. so he’s just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.
we are all his wife awww 🥰
Yuck 🤮 I want a refund
He’d do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.
He’d probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina
I love both of these comments so much!
Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple
I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone
That’s why he pulls out this stunt.
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are “melting” and “going wild” for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
“Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual.”
Remind you of anyone?
I just can’t. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.
If Trump is an indicator of anything is that having no shame whatsoever is a major plus to succeed. When Trump talks about winning and success absolutely no mention of how horrifically he failed all his businesses except for the stuff his dad made sure he would not fuck with (because if he loses those then he will truely be destitute) will ever change his perspective.
I mean, Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times JUST on his casinos. CASINOS. A literal license to take people’s money and he couldn’t figure it out.
It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back
I loved how actually clueless Randall was about the history of that term
Ugh me when I met a dog (black lab) named Tar Baby. Just thought it was a dog name. Tf is wrong with people
It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.
And I think that’s what’s great about it and gives the whole inclusion in the story value. There are things people don’t know and they earnestly don’t understand why they get heat until they get clued in.
Hard to shift thought patterns that are well established when they don’t make sense to you (closing your mind to learning is an entirely different ball of wax as well)
Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn’t know what to do. They’re like melting.
Self-confidence is everything folks. If this fucking clown can walk around thinking this of himself, you too can look into the mirror and say “I look good today”. Have no shame, these fucks sure don’t have any.
Jesse Eisenberg Lex, at best
