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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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A new GOP plan would call on the U.S. Treasury to print silver dollar coins with Kirk's image.
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  • yarr@feddit.nl
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    Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

    GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I’ll believe it when I see it.

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    What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.

    Anyway, healthcare pls?

    • BuckWylde@lemmy.world
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      Anyway, Epstein files?

    • limer@lemmy.ml
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      If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    On the new three-dollar bill?

    • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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      Well, it would be about as legit.

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.

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    Can’t wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It’s what he would’ve wanted

  • Rune_Walsh@lemmy.world
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    It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.

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    Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis

    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…

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        kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.

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    Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck

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    these people have no sense of history.

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.

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    Silver dollar coins? Can’t wait to buy as many as I can so I can melt them down and use them as Antifa challenge coins or something along those lines.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      they’ll be silver-ish

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Fast forward to 2030…

    " That will be 13 Kirks"

    " Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      “A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.

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    Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.

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      It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.

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        fake zinc?

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          Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron

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            Gilded lead would be so funny.

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        It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”

  • Let's Go 2 the Mall! ❌👑@lemmy.world
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    if they do, just draw penises on his face.

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      Stamp. Someone will come out with an easy-to-use stamp that defaces these coins in a uniform way that can’t be removed.

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