schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up11file-text
arrow-up11external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.