It really was an amazing movie. I went into it very hesitant and suspicious and I came out amazed at how good it was.

I like the second movie second best.

But it was still damn good.

My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!

Yeah but if the lettuce was good, so worth it.

edit: Holy shit I just realized you’re either a time traveler or Benjamin Button.

The picture on Wikipedia makes it look even more badass. Seems they weren’t terribly effective though.

Bruh. Trump is a fucking liar. Almost every single thing that comes out of his mouth is a lie. Even stuff he doesn’t NEED to lie about.

I have lived in the US my entire life and grew up in abject poverty (think really, really shitty housing infrastructure). I have never seen a toilet that needed to be flushed 10 fucking times. I mean, I know Republicans are completely full of shit but even they can’t cause that to happen. It’s laughable.

It was cardboard with red and yellow paint on it.

That British soldier is just so over it.

Those things used to be on every single bank drive-up teller booth in the 80’s and 90’s.

Truth. Whatever they did 10-15 years ago made it tolerable. Not great, but tolerable.

sob I know sob

I’m about to hit 50 and I’m still not done crying.

Yeah there’s definitely some rose tint looking back to the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s. Crime was ridiculous compared to the levels these days, just for a start. But it was just ‘normal’. We’ve made a lot of progress there. Which is about to be undone as people get increasingly desperate.

I’ll start warming up the volcano.

I literally fired people for this in my IT career. Intolerable.

Bullshit. That’s Cookie Monster in disguise!

Plus he doesn’t have nearly enough layers on to be in 100mph antarctic winds. He’d be dead in 30 minutes. Not buying it.

Check out Josh Johnson. He is the next George Carlin in my mind. His social commentary comedy is 🔥.

Well no, I’d prefer they just find another line of work, but…. 🤷

You must be in marketing. Go watch a Bill Hicks video, thanks.