Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
We demand Trump to be in the first round!
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
TeenyTiny™
In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?
Would hit harder if he couldn’t do more than almost anyone else to get them released
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
The nonfiction version of “Idiocracy” brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.
As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
Then let me point out that Camacho was the president at the end of the idiocracy period.
When people point to trump and idiocracy they mean he’s the start of it.
‘end of idiocracy period’
I’m sorry, when did it end?
At the end of the movie, when the smartest guy in the US is an advisor of president Camacho and water is used for the crops again
And they show that he will get outpopulated in a couple of generations, going back to where they were.
It’s a pause, not an end.
It wasn’t supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
What the fuck
This is the bad place
WhatAmLemmy figured it out? This is a new low.
Elegant
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don’t think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don’t impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
classy
How much is UFC getting for this? Another giant fucking waste of money from the GOP besides being so, so tacky. I don’t want to hear one fucking word ever again about how our tax money is being wasted by any Democrat. I guess these fucking assholes would rather watch some dumb apes beat the shit out of each other than feed people, sad.
Is this their colosseum? Are we going to get 100 days of holidays per year and they’re going to do the thumbs up/down to decide someone’s fate as a distraction from how shitty things are?
What a fucking lowlife.
Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second
He could not be the next pope, but being alike Maximus is now within reach
I have never once in my entire life seen anyone do a thumbs-down in this weird toddlery way.
Is this an AI picture?
Took a few attempts so … Yes
