So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?
Yeah that tracks.
The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.
I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.
Hey,
Thanks, and I don’t think I have to watch it anymore!
This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.
Which is why he brought it up; getting bogged down in inane talking points distracts from the Epstein Files.
tucker carlson is in the unreleased Epstein files
Tucker Carlson is an illegitimate Epstein baby
He’s a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn’t take.
Why does this give me “gaycation” vibes?
Why are we still paying attention to anything Tucker Carlson says?
Because daddy Vlad wants us to.
Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.
Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.
What a weird take to say out loud.
Tucker sure does know his fan base
Tucker suffers from reverse-gaydar.
What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?
Serious replies only.
Be Gay, Do Crime? Explain your crime.
Edit to add: The fashion police have a warrant
“So the penis opens up to accept the other penis right? Does it hurt?”
And who checks the validity of those answers, and who checks the validity of the person checking the answers, but then who checks the validity of the people checking the validity of the person checking the validity, I think I’m stuck, this doesn’t stop
Me. You are now banned.
how that bussy taste
Like a box of chocolates.
I heard avocado tastes like peen, and my experience says… kind of
Only when it’s clean
I think serious replies if the question was serious are not applicable here. This is a millionaire funded by billionaires. He’s not serious, even Jon Stewart got him to remove his usual bow tie after a verbal spanking that would make nuns proud. He has no grounds to be serious, he’s fanning flames for the olichary or whomever pays him to have more power.
I don’t have references for any of this except the crossfire but where Stewart put him in his place. Dude’s confused look seems like he’s surprised at his own farts.
User banned for sillyness.
millionaire funded by billionaires
IIRC, he’s extremely wealthy even without his work as a propagandist, being the heir to a frozen dinner fortune.
He just does it for love of the game.
The only coherent point I can pull out of this is that being gay is the only mildly progressive thing about Pete the Neoliberal.
But not all gay people support ideologies that are good for them so idk.
No, Tucker, he still won’t have sex with you. Not because he’s not gay, but because you are a boner killer.
Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?
I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.
Oh, certainly not! True, all of the men I know now who wear bow ties regularly are gay, but not the guy I knew back when I was a high school senior. Y’know, good, solid, conservative Limbaugh listener. Had a girlfriend even—back home, while he was at college—you wouldn’t know her. Real friendly, he’d invite me over to his apartment to talk computers, share his university Internet login password with me, that kind of thing. Yup yup. Totally. 110% straight.
