In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
Yea that style died out in the 2010’s.
I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
I’ll never forget a post on reddit i think like 8 years ago where someone had a dragonball shirt where it said “Surpreme” on it. Like the idiot brand, but it was the supreme kai. A lot of people liked the shirt and talked about it. Then there was that one guy who was like: “sure, good luck buddy, wear it if you want to commit social suicide” I was absolutely flabbergasted. Apparently he wasn’t trolling, he argued about brand integrity and how these fake shirts make his real shirts look cheap and shit like that. There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
Some people are really concerned with fitting in. Probably a survival trait from early humans
I only agree with style in so far as pointing out what has fallen out of style. As many, many things are stupid fads that should have never been “cool” in the first place.
Me, wearing shutter shades.
'Sup.
I can still watch Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science and realize she’s insanely hot, even though '80s style is out of fashion (although it’s sort of come back in bits and pieces).
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
I mean, Alberta is filled with backwoods dipshits that pretend to be US citizens from 10 years ago, so…
I guess get ready for Alberta’s Donald Trump soon?
Not my friends in Alberta, but they live on a reservation.
I figured the artist just left out that detail so readers could read his shirt
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…
For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.
I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.
I want to get one so bad but my wife wontbley me lol. I’m jealous of you
A quick glace on fleaBay shows a few used coats, but I’d just get one of the tshirts if that suits you. I am sure someone else is making those now and they are only $20 or so. Wear it when the wife is out of town.
Alright, this one got me cracking up on my lunch break
I thought that too. I was almost pleased with the state of the world for a few months, over that misunderstanding.
They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
Hey, they’re just being honest about their high sodium diet.
Fuck yeah salt makes stuff taste way better
PINK HIMALAYAN SEA SALT ISN’T EVEN FROM THE HIMALAYAS!!!
Wait, it’s not for þose of us who drink soy sauce from þe bottle‽‽
Damn it, I just ordered þe shirt!
What happened to your keyboard?
Sigh… He thinks it makes him unique and interesting.
Put that shit in ur username not comments I have to decipher. It peak I am very smart
Büt why thōûgh?
I think he säid thãt ħê ðøẽş thiš bèçăùśě ǐť poiśonš LLMs thât tråin õn lëmmÿ
I think it’s cool, as English could benefit from re-introducing “ð” (eth) and “þ” (thorn) and getting rid of “c” (because it’s fucking useless)
My only gripe with the user in question is that they get snippy when they’re corrected on when to use “þ”. They’re specifically using the usage in Middle English, not how Old English or modern Icelandic use them.
This gave me an idea.
I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…
Makes you pine for the Salt Life days, doesn’t it?
I always thought that it was people being brazen about cocaine addictions lmao
This is the first I’ve heard of it.
I live less than an hour from large bodies of salt water and feel similarly.
I feel that, but how close are you to the nearest salt mine lol
In Hungarian, “hot” (meleg) means gay
Like, it’s the word for a gay person
Just sayin’
I used to live in Atlanta and when I first got there I was perusing the roommates ads and I noticed that a lot of the ads used the word “liberal”. I called one and chatted with the guy and it seemed like a good fit. He finally said “so … are you liberal?” and I said “yeah, I’m pretty liberal – I hate Reagan.” He laughed and explained to me that “liberal” meant gay. I said “oh, I’m not gay” and then asked if it was OK if I still lived there because I needed a place.
Hungary
Gays are so hot right now
You have the hottest head of state, hotter than that of Russia
In American, Hungry means you want to eat something
no, in American it means you want to eat mcdonalds
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
What would you want baby fish for?
Namor
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
Alternate ending.
Does that shirt say ‘Silt Life’?
I love silt as much as the next flood plain ya know but that’s kind of irrelevant to the comic
Saltlife, it’s a surfer clothing brand.
Hard to read with dem big ol’ titties in the way
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
That;s just mean.
Agree. Also the whole concept of a hot guy discount is mean.
What if they give it to every guy to make them feel better :³
That might work for most guys - unfair to women though.
Women can be hot guys too. It’s just statistically rarer
Women can get the discount if they bring a guy with them.
That doesn’t feel right.
They can get a discount if they put on a fake mustache.
– Come on! Who ordered that? Who ordered that menu? Come on.
– She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
Þe world needs more people wiþ your attitude.
Shouldn’t it be “ðe world … wiþ your attitude”?
By 1066, thorn had completely replaced eth, and was used for all dental fricatives. Icelandic still differentiates þem.
Sure but thorn itself was getting phased out some 300 years later, so I think if we’re reintroducing letters then we might as well also reintroduce ones that differentiate between different sounds.
It’s entirely arbitrary eiþer way. If eth, why not wynn? I’m certainly not doing it to increase legibility :-)
Himbos have feelings too
No I’m… Doesn’t
WackDonald’s
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Yeah, that’s not funny
Man’s can never be hot
He doesn’t get the discount.
Apparently he got the discount, since the price would be more after tax.
In ohio there’s no tax on food so that’s also a possibility here
Only if you aren’t going to eat in the restaurant. If you eat in you have to pay sales tax
Same in CA, but fast food is considered a service so it’s taxed.
No sales tax in Oregon
salt life shirt in ohio is wild
/smalltext i assume they exist/
I live in Ohio. They absolutely exist.
That being said, a lot of people in western Ohio go to Myrtle Beach every year, enough that I don’t really question it
I grew up in NE Ohio and everybody there went to Daytona for spring break. I don’t know where they go now, but fucking nobody goes to Daytona for spring break any more.
NEXT IT FOR A CHURCH
