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  • gigachad@piefed.social
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    I guess you could add some sleep(1) inbetween

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      Needs to be a sleep(3) and sleep(5) between the last ones just to add suspense

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        sleep $(( 1 + $RANDOM % 5 ))
        
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          No it has to be controlled suspense.

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        Needs a 99% print too just before the 5 second sleep. Followed by a 99.9% and another 2 second sleep. Never print 100 and just run a traceroute in a loop.

        Followed by a “we’re in” from the hacker as we’re made to believe he’s reading the console spam like he’s Neo from the matrix as he types faster and faster into an unresponsive terminal window.

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      This is Python. It’s already show enough.

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        Ooof starting the day with violence I see

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          “One troll a day keeps the intelligent people away”

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        That’s not python

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          It’s valid Python code though, the semicolons will run but are unnecessary

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            demo of semicolons being allowed in Python

            I am so perplexed and horrified. I’m going to need several weeks to get over this. What is this?!

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              What is this?!

              Python

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                Blasphemy!

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            Yeah but it wasnt intended to be python

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              Maybe we should call the meme police then

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                On xav?

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