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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Lick it

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Lick it

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience… Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.

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      Unfortunate? That’s an important part of learning as a toddler.

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        Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

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      Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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        I think you might be onto something.

        I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I’ve never had one on my tongue.

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          You’ve never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t food?

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            no, I never had dick on my tongue because I grew up in a conservative household.

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          now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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            1000001680

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          Interesting. Yes.

          If you feel this as a loss, I’m sure that if you let this be known widely enough in your friend group, someone will offer to help you out with the missing sensory data.

          And if not, there’s definitely an app for that. Just put that on your profile.

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            (your username is kinda epic)

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              Thank you. Yours is great too. Have a fantastic week.

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        Seems likely to me

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