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one spouse is more likely to cook potatoes if there are 2 or more available to enjoy them. Other spouse can cook some protein.
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Are you saying I need to be polyamorous before someone will make me potatoes?
mmmmm… 3 dish meals!
They don’t like when you ask all the time, though. But sometimes they’ll even put potatoes in dumplings for you. See if you can get one to do that for you. Add butter, bacon, sour cream. Mmm.
Goated response
Marry potato?
What for? Some “eat your wife” kink? :)
Potato industrial complex propaganda.
Starting to understand why my wife married me
are you a potato?
No, he has the Spudas Touch.
He’s hung like one.
Kind of weird to think that potatoes are a relatively modern cooking ingredient. Introduced to Europe from the new world, but even then a slow burner. The French had to be persuaded in the 1800s to think of them as anything but food for livestock.
That’s why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Or you be the potato fiend!
So that’s why Irish novels are so cheerful!
This is a meme I can get behind. I would go to war for Big Potato.
classic liberal, ignoring the little potatoes in favor of Big Potato /j
No poutine? What kind of Americentric nonsense is this?
Is not poutine potatoes?
Yes, but the picture shows fries with ketchup when fries with gravy and cheese curds is objectively the best potato preparation ever dreamed by our species.
I said to my nieces “hapiness is like fire. Money, Lovers, Cars, Success… They are the sticks and logs. If you throw a log into a fire it will increase. But if there is no fire then it’s just a pile of wood. You need even a little smal sparkle in you to be able to be happy with all the other stuff. If you have no sparkle, money and boyfriends are just a pile of wood”
Edit: sorry for any mistakes but I lost my glasses
Toys are only fun if you play.
and bread! Don’t forget eating bread happiness.
You may want to sit down for this.
I always thought that was just a name for the shape, but there really is potato’s in it. Best of both worlds.
Lived alone, eating basically low carb, greek style – not hungry for chips & snacks
Temporary back to mothers (farm, lots of pasta and potato and meat) – hungry for snacks, gaining weight.
Fuck carbs. Happiness comes from salads and meat. And my wife.
You haven’t had my mashed potatoes though
It’s an additional thing that brings happiness
Tell me you use a ricer.
you use a ricer
I can’t stand mashed potatoes made with a ricer. All about the mixer.
Hand masher is bestest boy.
Those are whipped potatoes not mashed
No, you don’t understand, I just beat the potatoes with the mixer.
Many pardons on my assumption.
You know what happens when you make an assumption.
Potatoes aren’t rice
Do you think you use a ricer on rice? To turn rice into … rice?
I mean… what else would it do?
Like smaller rice.
Huh, it’s similar to what I thought it did, I just thought it was for rice…
Case in point, you haven’t had his wife either, so I’m on the fence on this one.
I propose an experiment…
So your wife isn’t sweet? She’s not your sugar?
When my spouse is feeling down, potatoes solve all problems.
