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minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoSeriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoYou guys were offered a blue pill???
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoNo. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoYeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined