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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 22 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 22 days ago
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  • lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org
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    22 days ago

    This can’t be C++. Not enough stacks of unneeded template names, and the function names are not mangled beyond recognition.

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      Honestly, I would have expected C++ to end with the SIGSEGV and nothing else, then for python to reply.

      • lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org
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        But that would imply that Python is faster than the one in this comic!

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          ✨Python 3.13✨

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      I think you’re using this meme template backwards - the car should say most people and the text for the directions should be flipped. The car is supposed to be going somewhere it shouldn’t, not somewhere it should.

      • glorkon@lemmy.world
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        You’re absolutely right, and I noticed it as well, but I already had some upvotes. Also, I’m a lazy fuck and didn’t want to do another one.

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    That joke would be funnier if half the software written in C++ wasn’t so poorly implemented that Python ends up being faster by virtue of its underlying C libraries being p well written and doing most of the heavy lifting for you.

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    There’s also Safe C++.

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      why in God‘s name would you ever use that before rust or swift?

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        Libraries/frameworks written in C++ and Rust is a bad match for wrappers.

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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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