That looks like a deck not the roof
Jump!
“DO A FLIP!”
You really shouldn’t be falling for the ol’ “pool on the roof” thing by your second term.
Someone’s gotta try the 9th-hole-at-9 gag next. All those golf courses, each one a new opportunity!
Edit: from Happy Gilmore, for anyone who might not know that one
There’s an old joke about a guy who’s house sitting for a friend and he calls to say that his cat died. The friend say something like ‘don’t jump right to that bad news; build it up for a bit. Tell me the cat’s stuck on the roof and then tell me it fell’. The friend then says, “oh, well your grandma is stuck on the roof.” Damn, I hope this is just how they’re choosing to tell us.
You have thirty minutes to move your president
Your president has been crushed into a small cube
You have thirty minutes to move your cube
