Pikachu, I choose you!

• Turkish authorities

Would you consider moving mammal carcasses a profession or a hobby?

That’s because you didn’t hook up enough of them.

It will ferment, for sure

If you’re “making friends for this purpose,” they aren’t friends. The way you accomplish someone doing this for you is by paying them.

I’m sorry, but that’s disgusting. Who eats half a roll of toilet paper every day?! You’ve got to commit to the whole thing.