Even if you shoot the CEO, someone will sue the board of directors for not eating enough children.

a little too close to reality, tbh

There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.

I’m getting into my car going to wikipedia, and I’m driving to Barnes and Noble. going to look up Monsters inc. If that is the name of a real book Disney show, I’m going to kill myself. Others may die also. I’m going to play this thing by ear.

EDIT : For fucks sake.

Monsters at Work is an American animated sitcom developed by Bobs Gannaway that premiered on Disney+ on July 7, 2021, as part of Pixar’s Monsters, Inc. franchise.