We have deodorant in these because the local kids like to huff it. Are you people huffing clean jocks?
wut
Translation:
My local retailer stores their aerosol sprays in locked display cases like the ones shown due to the area youth’s desire to inhale the chemicals. Are the undergarments locked up because of customers like yourself inhaling the fragrance of unsoiled undergarments?I thought you meant the kids were attempting huffing underwear lmao
Or deodorant sticks
Same. I thought there was deodorant in the underwear and kids were huffing the sprayed undies to get a buzz.
I can only assume this is Walmart. Your problem is you’re shopping at Walmart.
There’s a Target logo on a tag on the far left-bottom.
Damn what kind of fancy ass Walmart do you have that has carpet?
Controversial opinion: society is better when we allow desperate people to procure basic things like underwear without having to pay for them. We shouldn’t encourage such procurement, but we shouldn’t be hindering it either.
caveat: mostly
Also just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it’s possible.
Remember kids, if you see someone shoplifting food/clothes/necessities, no you fucking didn’t.
Who do you think puts merchandise on the shelves in the first place?
Also, these locked cases may be stupid, but let’s not pretend that 30 other customers didn’t touch your undies back before they started using them either.
Not to mention they’re in a plastic bag, so they’re not “fondling” them. That’s a childish take there. “Omg they drank out of the same cup…. That’s an indirect kiss!”
Not nearly as bad as “You indirectly kissed your Dad because you both sucked your moms nipples.”
