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just_another_person@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 hours ago

Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

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just_another_person@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 hours ago
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WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so gross,” 16-year-old Bailey Hayworth said in a video message she sent to Vance, causing the vice president of the United States to throw […]
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  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    11 hours ago

    That would probably actually work on Musk.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      “please stop bullying me I will give you a pony”

  • mang0@lemmy.zip
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    12 hours ago

    Can someone explain what this is satire of? Or is it just random?

    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world
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      the onion doesn’t always have to be prescient philosphizers, sometimes you can just make a joke about a terrible person killing themselves

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      11 hours ago

      Teen girls are notorious for bullying, mostly kids in middle school (ages 11-14 for non-americans) in general are terrible

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        11 hours ago

        The onion typically bases their satire on recent political developments so I thought maybe he had shown to care about the opinion of teenage girls in a less extreme way or something similar. So in this case there is no actual deep satire and just being a bit silly?

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          technically Donald Trump has always been deeply moved by little girls. some say he’s spent countless hours with little girls behind closed doors and that he’s well versed in training them for obedience.

          others say Donald Trump is a pedophile.

        • lime!@feddit.nu
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          11 hours ago

          typically? not really

          • mang0@lemmy.zip
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            9 hours ago

            Maybe you haven’t realized it, but it’s most definitely the case.

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              7 hours ago

              It really feels split to me. The local news section has always gotten to me.

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    13 hours ago

    The Onion used to be a place of sinister satire. Nowadays, its just spreading hopeful and cheery messages

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    13 hours ago

    Ok, good.

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