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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

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    Related: I know that incest is currently a popular fetish, but I discovered a long time ago that if a girl looks too much like my sister its an immediate turn-off. It did take me a little while to connect why I found so many models, who seemed to be popular, so unattractive.

    I don’t think I’ve ever meet anyone who looks like mom, so that hasn’t been an issue. My wife resembles no-one in my family.

    Freud claimed all men want to marry their mothers. I haven’t found this to be commonly true, and now I don’t trust “daddy issues” being common, either.

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      I even find it weird if a woman has the same name as my mom. She doesn’t have a very common name luckly

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        Yeah, that would probably geek me out, too. My mom’s name was not a popular girl’s name for my generation, thankfully.

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      It did take me a little while to connect why I found so many models, who seemed to be popular, so unattractive.

      Humble bragging about your sister…

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      I had an irrational hatred for Thandie Newton and I didn’t realize why until someone pointed out that she looks like my birth mother.

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        Ok, but: your mom’s a QT.

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          Maybe but she’s an abusive psychopath.

          • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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            Oh, sorry about that.

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              Me too.

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            Yeah, but the crazy ones are the best in bed. Have you tried fucking her?

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              not worth it IMO

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      Daddy Issues isn’t the same as “marrying your mother”.

      I’ve always heard the former was about having a poor relationship with your father, and the latter about whatever your maternal relationship was like, good or bad.

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    (as an aside before I start this comment, me and my partner are both exceptionally blunt on all accounts)

    I’ve mentioned to my partner before that he’s not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with, but that I’m pretty sure most of that is rooted in daddy issues, so it’s probably for the best.

    I’ve also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it’s hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

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      he’s not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with

      I can’t tell if this is “I’m batting way out of my league” or “dude you’re ugly as sin but you look like my dad so I’m into it.”

      I’ve also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it’s hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

      o_O

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        Average in a way I wouldn’t normally have chosen if I hadn’t gotten over my weird hangups.

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      the chuckle needs lube to continue existing

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      The Southpark Giny Tingle (from “The Ring” episode, if I remember right).

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    Daughters marry their dads equivalents. (But only if they are in a good relationship to their fathers).

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    GEORGE IS IN WEIRD TROUBLE!

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