- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because ‘why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer’ like a fucking idiot
I unironically love this. Of course it isn’t practical in the least, but I love it.
Managust, the manliest of months.
“Lousy Smarch Weather”
‘Do Not Touch -Willie’
“Hey, good advice!”
My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby…
I love the month of Jay
We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let’s say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying “this number is only valid if X is also set” or “if the validity boolean is true”. Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell’s data types or Rust’s enum types. Imo any language should have this.
Febranber. Those who know, remember.
Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!
My insurance won’t cover it so I have to take Novemugust…
Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.
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Decay is my favourite month
I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek HEH HEH
I think of this moment probably once a month and I don’t know how to make it stop.
You linking that also-fantastic post is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day. Well done! I laughed my ass off.
j’october
Tu as october
Il elle on a october
Wake me up when Septempril ends
Like my father’s come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn’t take before asking my doctor if it’s right for me.
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
The blank options solve that
I’m not saying it doesn’t work. I’m saying it’s not good.
Almost perfect. 0/10
