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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon has standards

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Anon has standards

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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    I hate when people say “female”

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      Do you also go to the zoo and complain that the monkeys are throwing shit? :P

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        No, but I also think comparing women to monkeys throwing shit shows how fucked up you are.

        You respect women; you tolerate monkeys throwing shit.

        In this situation, your metaphor is the “monkey shit.”

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          If you think I compared a woman to a monkey throwing shit, you seem to have misunderstood something

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            “Do you also go to the zoo and complain that the monkeys are throwing shit? :P”

            It’s in the comment chain, incel. Your words, not mine.

            Are you also going to come to a community that doesn’t dehumanize women and get upset when they don’t like you?

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        ask yourself why you never see green texts where they refer to people as “male”

        • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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          I’m not sure why you think I should be asking myself that

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      That’s because it’s an adjective. It’s like saying “I was talking to a black.” It’s icky and devalues people.

      Ever notice how the same people the say “female” don’t also say “male”?

      (Yes, I know female can be a noun, but in those cases, it’s typically in relation to live stock or in science.)

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        >talking to a female human

        >I like her

        >show her my favorite song

        >she doesn’t like it

        On to the next one, bros.

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      People who work in biology say it naturally. Women is a very weird word for them.

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        I don’t think most women who work in biology would agree.

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    Calling a woman “female”. I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

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      That’s why I only use “femoid”

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        That’s why I use the more modern term, “foid” /s

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Gotta save those syllables, they don’t grow on trees you know…

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      Ppl redditing on greentext

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        I’m not trying to be some moral authority, I’m just saying anon is unlikely to find a gf like that.

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          Luckily, given the community we are in, it is pretty obvious that he is in the closet anyway.

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      Makes you wonder if it was a human female.

      Well, goes for anon too I guess.

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      Could be under 18 girl not woman yet

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    > Talking to a woman
    > I like her
    > Share with her my favorite song
    > She saves it to her playlist

    I wonder if it’s still there.

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      It’s cbat isn’t it?

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        I don’t know what that is. lol

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          It’s an old reddit post where a guy had a sex playlist and after 2 years he found out his GF hafed his sex song. This is the song https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y

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            Ohhhh
            Ty ty

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Of course it is. No woman can resist the sounds of The Three of Us by Streetlight Manifesto.

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    everytime ive shown a girlfriend björk not only did they not like her, they HATED her with a passion

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      I like Björk, but I also can see (hear?) why people might not like her music.

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        me too. but i just dont understand how i keep dating girls who have genuine passionate hatred for her. not even just disliking the music, just pure rage

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      Man, imagine being all those women who’ve dodged *this particular bullet… 😋 (Jk, no -real, anyway- offense intended! )

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      What’s your favorite song?

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        violently happy. the production is so so good

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          Listening to Björk for the first time because of your comment.

          Violently Happy was cool, but Venus as a Boy and Army of One are definitely more my speed (guessjng that’s a normie ass take).

          It’s not for everyone but I feel like the only people who “hate this with a passion” only ever listen to the top 40 charts and NOTHING ELSE, which is really hard to do if you have Spotify tbh

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            human behaviour, and big time sensuality were top 40

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          I just had a look at the music video.

          I think you just need to accept that you have a terrible taste in music.

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            Fuck off. What music do you enjoy? Please share your superior taste.

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            fuck you

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              I’ve never heard music before with so little rhythm.

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                First time listening to Violently Happy and idk what you’re on about, it’s literaly a 4 on the floor beat with occasional intentionally off-beat elements

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                dont think youve heard the music then

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                  Lol.

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    Is that an android from dragon Ball?

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      Looks like android 17

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    I once had a GF who not only didn’t like Evil Dead, but she couldn’t understand why I loved it, no matter how many arguments I delivered. She didn’t have to agree with me, of course, but her refusal to even acknowledge my point of view was a real no-go. And the movie was just one example. What can I say? Overall, the relationship didn’t last long.

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    valid.

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      If she can’t take handle me at my Ani Mevushal she doesn’t deserve me at my Special Place.

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        If she doesn’t like me at my Artillery she doesn’t deserve me at my [FamiTracker] {FCM10} Diet Pepsi Shit the Dick [Dubstep Remix] [Vrc7]

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