Dont say Prometheus
Well, where do you thing Bob got it from?
Prometheus’s dog
Someone flammable, I bet.
Or inflammable.
Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter
E: or perhaps Keith Flint
Not Billy Joel.
Probably a titan. Who created the universe in Greek myth? 🤔
Fire is a fundamental force of nature. Like gravity. So it either wasn’t “invented” or was invented by the universe’s creator if one exists. Newton didn’t invent gravity. He didn’t even discover it. He just found a new way to describe it via numbers instead of words (but also so many words).
I did.
My ancestors.
Your ancestors too.
We have the same ancestors.
We’re all really just family you know…
wait… isn’t everyone just technically a cousin fucker? 🤔
Some monkey
That information is lost to pre-history, but probably either Ug or Urg. Those guys were like the Wright Brothers of cave shit.
Les Oulhamr fuyaient dans la nuit épouvantable. Fous de souffrance et de fatigue, tout leur semblait vain devant la calamité suprême: le Feu était mort.
Their name was Fire.
Similar situation to some of the other early inventors.
Wouldn’t it be Hestia because Prometheus stole it from her?
It was Zog
It was discovered in pre-history, and almost certainly independently by many, many individuals. You aren’t going to get a name on it.
How do you think the first manmade ignition happened?
2 rocks by accident
Whe a rock likes another rock very very much
My guess would be someone trying to make stone tools by banging rocks together, a spark fell into dry grass, etc. But, you know, just a guess.
Someone was careless with their cigarette.
Counterpoint: I heard it was Richard
That prick!
