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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize | The Express Tribune
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Trump helped secure Pakistan-India ceasefire last month, preventing a broader conflict between the two nuclear states
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    This is the worse timeline ever

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      Not sure if worst, but quite likely the stupidest. I’m no genius myself, but the amount of utter (and aggressive!) stupidity that surrounds us is so exhausting…

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      I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don’t know or can’t see the difference between worse and worst.

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        Yeah, it’s the wurst

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      Nominations don’t really mean anything.

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        The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan’s ally: Iran.

        If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

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          Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.

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            Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran’s diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan’s embassy in Washington.

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              They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it

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                https://lemmy.world/post/31871839

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              Always check the username

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        Actual medals don’t mean much anymore either.

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      I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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        After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!

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        Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

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          They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

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        It’s in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

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          Do more drugs. Got it!

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