The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
“Quick, spit it into this thermos!”
Did no one see this coming?
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
One man’s cum is another man’s income
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He’s shy.
He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs
Creamy and delicious
New Jackass Episode???
Finally, bull milk!
Is nothing sacred?
What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
Yes, about one ejaculate.
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Wasn’t that one plot point of Man of Steel?
